An ExTrAcT FrOm ThE nOvEl DiCkKiCkInG
Come one People (this applies to year 11 people at my school) what is with the recent occurence of lets say..Dick-kicking or hitting whatever?!? it seems that these string of painfull events have been started by the infamous el martino? am i wrong? email me if i am cus i dont want him getting all the credit when someone else may well deserve the title dickhitting starter... what the fuck am i going on about? a load of shit really... all i kno is im sitting down at home and are still in pain after today!! ok today started like this...i got off the coach walked into school n went inside cus it was cold.... normall right? yea i walk up the corridor and without knowing anything wham! keep it clean i was fuckin BITCH slapped in the balls! i dropped and blacked out (ok i didnt black out) but it fuckin hurt!!!
anyways el martino (the guy who BITCH slapped me) was looking for targets..i musta come into this late or somet cus everyone else was already protecting there tools! so something was obviously going on

ok later in the day i think it was dinner break? i got the el martino back MWAHAHA he was talking to mr ketumba and he came out.. i asked him if he wanted to buy something lol so i reached down my blazer then slam! i got him good hahaha but as i was walking off he came running up and punched me!!!!! i dropped in the corridor in pain lol....n my stomach felt so bad...i felt like i was gonna throw but luckily i didnt....we went outside and we were hitting each other me shane rob lewismo jamie blakeman n ridny n bom brookes were all outside hittin each other in the balls lol...sounds wierd but it was funny specially as shane made rob drop n go red HAHAHAHA!!.... anyway towards the end of dinner we agreed to call it quits which was a good idea... but we had one last thing to do which was go and kick some guys in the balls! (we didnt actually kick em lol)... we were down the far end of the grounds... n gauntly wayne nath el martino corley n the rest were all enjoying a game of football... hehehe we chose a target each n ran into the game across the concrete grounds lol.....we ran out n turned round to see wayne and nath on the floor and corley n elmartino holding there wangs!!! we ran back down to the place we were b4...

at the end of lunch we ran back to our form room but we were followed (this is sounding like some shitty horror film lol ahwell).... anyway i was attacked by like 6 people in front of my form...they were all trying to get at me n hurt me!! lol they didnt get me but i got nathen lol.... they were about to get me heeheehee but i picked up a can off the floor and it was half full!!! so i waved it at em n luckily it drove them off due to the outspraying coke lmao! (just like when aaragorn fends off the ringwraiths in the fellowship of the rings lol) anyway..after form we ran so fast to our lesson which was all the way in the four story block because bacon n corley were in our form group..but we were too fast for them....anyways we lost em....but the door to our class was locked so we had to wait... we were vunerable there but we had no-where to go....(ok it wasnt that dramatic anyways we were caught up by nath gauntly bacon corley n el martino... outside english they tried to get me but failed again lol then they realised shane was there but we got into our lesson before they had a chance to get us...we were lucky...

later in english we were doing out coursework n gauntly came over....WHAM! jamie hit gauntly in the balls!!! AHAHAHA gauntly droped on the floor on his front and was lyin there for ages!...gauntly never did get jamie back...but it hasnt even been one day since lol so theres plenty of time jamie!!!

me shane and ridny oh yea n jamie ran downstairs after the lesson.....we were outside and ridney shouted there coming!! (nath elmartino ect) so we bombed it lol! we were running upto near the feild and then we seen lewis burst outta the door.....he was being chased by ryan!LOL! so now me lewis shane jamie n ridney were on the run....we ran to the art area n found tom there hiding too (i think he actually followd us)anyway we were still on the run from nath, el martino, gauntly ,corley, BACON, KIRWAN, ryanb christan, wayne n devory lol we were inm shit!!!! but we found a way we ran through the otha side of the art area that we had ran to.... this was all we could do even though we were found out as soon as we got outta the door lol...

we were chased around lol...i didnt get caught but at the end of break i was grouped up by bacon devory el martino n ryan while my friends ran away....so i covered my wang |LOL! n when they tried to attack me i elbowed el martino in the balls lol...theni got away to science....

ok one more thing wierd smell was playing witha rock in chemistry lol dunno why but he put it on my shoulder.... so i hit it n it fell....right where it shudnt of fell I WAS IN PAIN!!!....anyways did anyone hear leppa was sent home cus he was kicked in the wang by action man whitehouse?

talking about leppa....at dinner break i ran through the school to get behind leppa (me an lewis) n wen i came round behind him i hit him in the balls lol....he bent ova to hold his balls lol n lewis didnt see n he ran into leppas ass LMAO!!!

anyway if you read this then your sad...im sad for writin it...but if you were involved then mail me if i got the story wrong...or if anything happend that i didnt c ok? thx love ya KI!

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